The study I’ve done on them revealed some very interesting facts.

1. Bloggers have too much time on their hands

This is an unmistakable trait among regular bloggers. I know, because I tried to start a blog once and I could only manage to write three entries in a month. One would have to give up quite a bit to maintain a decent blog, and given my busy schedule (drinking beer IS work), I just couldn’t find the time to maintain it.

2. Bloggers do not sleep Given how nice and updated some of the blogs look and the time the entries are logged (usually when people are either sleeping or surfing porn), it is safe to assume that they do not sleep. Nor surf porn.

3. Bloggers are not alcoholics Where do they even find the time to drink? Unless they drink at home, in which case, they are the worst kind of alcoholics.

4. Bloggers do not reproduce At least, not in the normal way that human beings reproduce. They spend prime reproductive hours in front of their computers and, last I checked, you can’t conceive having cyber sex.

5. The female of the species like being in the buff This doesn’t apply to all female bloggers, but of late, they seem to like getting naked. I’m not complaining, mind you, but isn’t there some law against publishing pornography in squeaky-clean Singapore? Then again, topless entertainment isn’t exactly a taboo here, is it?

6. Bloggers hate publicity but love attention How many times have you heard a blogger rant about how they write for themselves and nobody else, and yet, they are happy if more people read their blogs?

See, in the old days, when we wanted to write for ourselves, we had this thing called a diary (and that’s usually kept under lock and key). And if anybody read our diaries behind our backs, it was justifiable homicide if we killed them.

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